Studio Cult Comics are Whores Full of Shit
For years I would always get this annoying spam from some losers called "Studio Cult Comics". They added my email to their massive list of people to spam just because my email apparently was in a huge contact info list of comic publishers (if you're wondering how I found that out, I asked the stupid Studio Cult retards how exactly they got my email...I then told them to fuck off, but they still kept spamming me to oblivion until I blocked them). That shows how phony these fucking losers are. If they knew what kinda comics I actually published, they wouldn't even solicit their garbage to me. I first started pubishing my own comics to escape the generic superhero garbage to begin with, and now I'm bombarded by that stupidity?! (I'm also just a very micrscopic DIY publisher, so these fuckers thinking I'd pay for their services are really really fucking clueless).
Goes to show how fucking phony they are. They want to work for anyone as long as they're a comic publisher. Whatever happened to when you wanted to work with a comic publisher because you truly believed in what they stood for? Studio Cult Comics is the equivalent of a rapper that wasted time soliciting a demo to every heavy metal label there is just because he saw the word "label" and wanted to whore himself to anything with the word "label" on it. Studio Cult Comics wants to be a whore to anything with the words "comic publisher", seems like there's more people willing to make money off comics than there are FANS of comics.
Heres a series of emails I did to test these assholes' and their "artistic" integrity.
Blue = Me
Green = Studio Cunt Comics
How far is too far for their whoring ways? Read on and find out...
I am running an erotic super hero comic and I am interested in your artists work. How much do you charge per page?
Hello
how much you are willing to pay?
we can negotiate
Thanks
Studio Cult Comics
I'm willing to pay $150 a page and I want 10 pages done. I want to see a sample first though before I pay you. Are you willing to draw a one page sample? I don't want to spend money unless I am sure you are capable of doing what I want and can get my idea.
Cool
He may
Several artists will do the test, okay?
Thanks
That sounds good, I need one of your artist to draw a very simple thing. I just need to see if you can draw a sample of an erotic scene with superheros since I am doing an erotic superhero comic love story. What I want to see you draw a sample of is a picture of batman making love to robin. I want both characters naked and have batman's penis inside the anus of robin. Make batman's penis as big as possible but make it realistic at the same time. I have my own original characters but I want to see if you can draw batman and robin because my characters look a lot like them.
What the deadline?
Thanks
Studio Cult Comics
I'd like to see it as soon as possible but the most I
will wait is a month.
send it in this week
Thanks
Studio Cult Comics
(here's what the Studio Cunt Comics roster had to offer)
you guys are very good, I am very impressed with the
art. Batman is perfect! I love it. I have a problem with Robin though. He seems
a little too old in you art. I wanted to see a much more younger Robin. The
character in my comic that looks like Robin is only 14. You made Robin look
almost 30. If you can make another sample but with a much younger Robin I will
pay you to continue to work for me. Keep Batman the same, but just the Robin
is not working. Thank you for the fast service. I will definitely work with
you if you fix up Robin and show me that you can draw younger characters as
well.
which image you say?
which sample?
the one by Orionk1 titled "batrob.jpg" was a good angle. Please make Robin look a lot younger and then I will decide to work with you. Make Robin look about 7 years old please.
Hello
Batrob.jpg was done by the artist "Resident Ogre"
and Batrobin by Orionk1.jpg by Orionk1
which of these you say?
Sorry for the inconvenience
have them both redo their pictures the same way except I want a YOUNGER Robin. He looks too old in those picture. I want a Robin that looks 7 years old. If they can't do this, I can't work with them because I need an artist that knows how to draw different age groups. Being able to draw different ages in people will help me tell the story better, if everyone looks like the same age than my comic will not work, sorry
Hello Mr
it is a pity, but in our country our laws do not allow work with this kind of
material with children.
sorry
Studio Cult Comics
okay forget it then, I'll find some other artists
(weeks pass and I contact them again out of nowhere)
how about if I paid $1000 a page and I need 100 pages.
Would you do my comic? I really want to work with you. I tried finding artists
but they're not as good. You would be getting $100,000 in total. I have saved
all the money I have to do this comic.
Mr. Bubba
The figure does not impress us because we work with several American publishers
(BULLSHIT!, Like who? And if so, why do you resort to massive spamming to
get work? And $100,000 not impressive for a 100 page comic MY FUCKING ASS, a
lot of comic artists woulld kill for that much).
Our Law, is against disclosure of severe child abuse,
but in USA there is no law against illustration and in our countries there is
no law against illustration.
Still, the image of a company linked to pornography is not well seen here.
But we can study your project since the designer use an "artistic name".
Also that the name of the study is not tied to print the magazine.
You should send part or in full roadmap for analysis.
These 100 pages might be made up to 4 weeks of excellent quality.
We can start the negotiations work with half the payment at the beginning of
work and rest at the end of the work.
We are 14 years on the market and so would work.
expect the same from our customers.
Awaiting
Studio Cult Comics
What is your definition of pornography? Just because there is hardcore sex doesn't mean it is porn. A documentary about sex is not porn is it? Look into a movie called "In the Realm of Senses", that movies has many sex scenes but is a work of art. I believe my comic/story is ART. My comic is anti-child abuse so I want the art to be very graphic. Graphic and Pornographic are NOT the same thing. My comic is about the abuse a boy sidekick gets from a superhero he trusted. In the end he kills and then rapes the superhero. At first the sidekick enjoys the erotic homosexual love but I want to show that marriage between pedophiles and children can never work out in the end.
This is my personal expression art. I was a victim of child abuse. I thought my father loved me but he just raped me for the sex. I want the world to know what child abuse is like and that pedophiles should be careful because one day the children will revolt. I am willing to pay $25,000 a page and I'm going to make my comic longer with 500 pages. That is, $ 12500000 and that is my final offer. That is every cent I own. I saved up all the money from the time I won a lawsuit when I abused as a child. If you want to avoid problems with your name, I will keep the artists identities secret. So if you want to be a part of my personal expression art, draw me a sample of a 7 year old Robin getting penetrated in the anus by Batman, so I know the capabilities of your artists to draw diverse age groups.
Mr Bubba
We apologize for the misunderstanding, we now have a better idea of their work.
We are ready to start this work, we need to know some technical details.
The book is full color? We will do the pencil,Inks , colors and letters?
We can deliver the book ready in a reasonable time and with great quality.
We will work per 1,000 usd the page, that is the value closer to a color page.
We need to send the script or a synopsis of the story.
We will send you today 2 samples of batman and Robin as you want.
We can begin the negotiation of labor.
We will do a fine job and career.
We will discuss in the next mail the terms of payment.
Thank you
Studio Cult Comics
HAHAHAHA, they actually DID IT! I put the censoring in myself so some creepy pedophile won't be using my site to tug on his dick, but yes, I will confirm, they actually drew hardcore homosexual pedo superhero porn hahahaha, fucking dumbasses. Goes to show, if you don't stand for something, you fall for anything, like my prank on them for example.
my response, which comes out of left field
:hmm, I don't believe you understand what my artistic
vision is. You're all of a sudden just talking about all this technical business
now instead of what the story is about. Seems like you are just being greedy
now. I don't know if I can still work with you anymore. I have to know whether
you truly believe in my artistic vision or not.
Mr Bubba.
We work professionally and we are a professional study.
We have several serious customers, so do not play and we do not like the games.
We are prepared to do so would work.
So if you are willing to work would contact us or forget our study.
Oh really? Who are your other serious customers? Were they paying as good as me? I feel like I'm being used now.
Months pass, never got at least one specific "serious customer" named. And notice how they had no intellecutal curiosity over my "story". Can someone say, "WHORES"!
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