I’m sick of it. There’s no parking at work, no parking at home, no parking at the stores, no parking at the hospitals, no parking in the fucking city, oh and I remember college used to piss me off cause there was always never parking. And if there were parking, it would rape your wallet like a horse cock shoved down a cunt the width of a dime (being charged for parking, as if gas prices weren’t busting your balls enough, ugh!).
Yes, everyone, it’s official: We’ve reached a point in time where we need more parking spaces than people. I’m not just saying that to be a dick, it is simply the truth. I’m pretty sure everyone gets pissed off over the lack of parking and the excess of people. Parking spaces are more useful than most people you’ll ever encounter in life. I don’t know about you, but I respect a lot of parking spaces more than actual people. Why can’t more people be useful these days? All they have to do is die and not own so many fucking cars that take away precious parking spaces. At my apartment, the reason so many parking spaces are gone is cause, for some illogical reason, unemployed losers that never go anywhere manage to have 4 cars per family member. And there’s a lot of fucking family members. One useless family alone takes away the entire parking lot, forcing me to park miles away near some other apartments, so I’m probably forcing some sorry sap out of their parking, and then they have to park somewhere else which would then force another person to park away from their home. It’s a huge cycle of people getting fucked out of parking all because of too many stupid losers with too many stupid loser cars.
It's not just losers and their cars contributing to this stupidity. In some places there are useless buildings taking up precious space too. For instance, across the street of my apartment is this massive church. It would be so perfect if I could park there. But Nooo! We have to render all that land useless just so some morons can go there every Sunday to sit, stand, and kneel for an hour while talking to their imaginary friend like a fucking retard (religion should seriously be labeled a mental disorder cause if talking to make-believe characters as if they were real isn’t crazy, than I don’t know what is). Nobody even uses the place for the rest of the week. It’s such a shame that the perfect parking lot (which could be used EVERYDAY rather than ONCE a week) has been useless for so many years all because of crappy religion crap. Oh sorry, that was redundant of me to say “crap”, religion is already a synonym for fecal matter.
The church taking away potential huge parking lots is not just a local phenomenon. It’s depressing to know that this is true all over the world! So many parking spaces not existing just because churches want to be so huge and useless, sad isn’t it? Why does there even have to be a church building anyways? Priests say “the mass never ends” at the end of every mass. Well if it never ends, even when people leave the church, that means the mass operates independently from the church. With that fact established, shouldn’t it be safe to assume that the mass doesn’t need a church and therefore lets demolish your moronic building to make more parking spaces!!!
In conclusion, destroy the churches and the cars of useless people so we can all have parking spaces and live happily ever after. Yep.
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