"Normal" stuff I’ve never done
I just realized I haven't done the following "normal" things for some reason...
- Gotten ridiculously drunk (apparently everyone is "suppose" to get wasted on alcohol): When I drink, I drink 1 to 4 bottles of beer (usually Blue Ribbon or Coronoa) and sometimes I'll have a shot or 2 of the hard shit. If you know your limit with alcohol, it does relax you a bit. I never drink to the point of getting all out, tumbling-on-the-floor, vomitting-on-myself, wifebeating drunk. That defeats the purpose of drinking to relax! I've been in fights with drunks and have seen drunks do things they regret. Hell, I even know people that died from drunk driving. Makes sense that I wouldn't want to get so stupidly drunk right? Plus it fucks up your liver and braincells, I'd rather get stupid from watchin a shitty b-movie than drink some shitty booze.
-Gone to Disneyland: What's the big deal with this? Everyone keeps saying I'm missing out on life because I've never been to this so-called heaven on earth. I'd rather say home and make fun of Disney instead of going to Disneyland. Fuck Disney. Overrated, overhyped, bourgeois nonsense. Sorry my idea of fun isn't congruent with every other brainwashed commercialized yuppy.
- Clean my car: What the hell does it matter how shiny my car is everyday? There's more things to worry about than a shiny car (like gas prices). In this society people are willing to spend $10 to shine their car before they would even think of giving a homeless guy a buck (I on the other hand have given homeless people money and never washed my car). As long as I can see through my windows and the thing runs, I could care less how much birdshit is on my car. The rain is going to wash it off anyways.
- Said "I love you" to a family member: It's not that I'm a bad guy. It's just that there really is nothing to love about them!
- Wore a tuxedo: Never needed to and never will.
- Watched any sporting event from beginning to end: Never needed to and never will.
- Had a dog or cat: I have my own ass to worry about.
- Been to a wedding: I've seen some on tv though.
- Gone camping: Meh, bigfoot either doesn't exists or keeps hiding from everyone, why bother?
- Been in a relationship: People always ask "so who's your girlfriend". I just say I dont have one at the moment, but the truth is I've never had one ever. Trust me, I'm no virgin to sex, but I am to love. I've revealed that fact once and people just start interrogating me as if there's something wrong with my head because a young man like me apparently is suppose to have a sweet young thing around his arm to show off. I guess I never found the right chick and am not making an effort to anyways.
Being in a realtionship would just be something I'd let happen, not make happen pretty much. If I met the right chick, it would happen naturally I figure and snowball into something, no contrived scripts and mechanical procedures to initiate. I don't want to be one of those guys that are in love with "being in love" and try hard to make something happen with whatever woman they can get just so they can kid and pride themselves about finding true love and all that bullshit. People like that are just trying way too hard to be in "love" with whoever is conveneint for them. I guess I'm still one of those hopeless romantic dorks cause I think love isn't suppose to be a cold task and a girlfriend isn't suppose to be something you get cause "all the normal people have one so you should have one too".
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