So today (Sunday, June 12, 2005) I was at a flea market selling all the stupid comics, usless VHS, and toys I blindlessly accumulated over the years. I've been so repulsed by all these worthless objects being in my house that I sold them at ridiculouysly low prices. I was practially doing a 99.99% off clearance sale. In the morning, at around 6am, I encountered two losers that wanted to profit only to lose more:
Asshole #1 Comic Pimp Failure:
With my comics, I had hundreds of them in those huge rubbermaid containers and was planning to sell them for 25 cents each. Some newer stuff worth at least $2 was there, but mostly there were those cheap worthless Image comics with comic characters nobody knows or even gives a shit about. All of a sudden some dude says "I'll give you $20 for the whole box". Without hesitation I let him have it. I figured he wanted to get his kids to read through all the comics and have a good time looking at all the pictures, thus later being inspired to do their own comic (just like my childhood). That wasn't the case. The guy happened to be a hustler. I saw later him trying to sell EVERY comic I had for $3 each (of course nobody was buying them, what a loser). Those comics were so worthless that I was planning to do a "15 for a $1 special". Good luck trying to even sell that shit for a quarter you fuckin cunt that thought he was making a profit at my expense. My only regret about selling those worthless comics is that I didn't vandalize them all. I wish I drew an inverted cross, death threat, or (since he was black) a swastika on all those comics (a black man selling Nazi vandalized comics, oh how great that would have been). I kinda did vandalize one comic. It was a "Bloodshot" comic. I made a line in the "o" to make it say "Bloodshit".
Asshole #2; VHS Monopolizing Nobody:
There was another lowlife not worthy of wasting oxygen. I had about 50 VHS tapes I was going to sell for a $1 each. I had doubts that I'd be able to sell each and every one so when some corpulent guy said "I'll give you $20 for everything", I said okay (another easy $20). At first I was trying to get $30 though, y'know ty to milk him. But the guy kept insisting the tapes were worthless and that nobody would buy them. He kept saying "look at the boxes, they're all ripped up on the sides, you could only get a couple cents for each one if you tried selling them, it's all garbage".
Later when I browsed around the other vendors in the flea market, I stumbled upon his shitty ass and guess what...he was selling those very same tapes, which were supposedly "garbage", for an astonishing $2 a piece. Keep in mind most those movies were some stupid pussy dramas my dad bought from Blockbuster one day cause they were literally all 30 cents each and he felt they might be good for some reason. But they weren't, they were all shit, that's why Blockbuster put them on sale in the first place, and that's why it was hilarious seeing this stupid dickhead try to sell faggy movies he called "garbage" for $2 each.
I checked back if he sold any when the flea market was over. Nope, no luck. Have fun owning those fecal quality tapes you scumbag. People want to give nothing to everyone, but they want everything from everyone. To gain everything and give nothing is the goal, but nothing is everything they are. People, the only other creature capable of creating such blatant bullshit. I was almost going to feel disgusted by the thought that people were trying to take advantage of me, but I reminded myself that I am the true scum here. I knew my shit and I knew how much that shit was worth, yet I let these people fuck themselves over. Serves you stupid greedy fucks right. I hope you're fucking doomed with that trash forever.
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