If you can't eat it or fuck it...Then kill it! ~ Carnivore

Reviewing GORY and SHITTY movies til' DEATH

RATING SYSTEM: You'll notice each review will be followed by "GORE", "SHIT", and "DEATH", here's an explanation as to what it measures.

GORE = How gory it is on a 1-10 scale, 666 if ridiculously gory!

SHIT = is it shitty in a “GOOD” (ex: Ed Wood) or “BAD” (ex: Darkness Falls) way? And what kind of shit, “cheese”, “sleaze”, and/or “trash”?

DEATH = the final verdict. Is it death to “YOU” for not watching it if you haven’t yet or death to the pathetic “MOVIE”? Perhaps death to no one?

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