by joseangeles@muchomail.com
Apparently a bunch of animal liberationists got so pissed that they started to make crappy trendy underground music so extreme that it extremly sucks. They accidentaly misspelled their name too and are an "r" short. Whenever I put this album in my CD player, I...uhh...don't feel like listening to music anymore. It gets really boring fast..as fast as the stupid fucking fast drums. All I hear is retarded growls and fast drumming. "Oh my God the growls don't use any effects, so brilliat!" Uh, NO! talk about monotone. I got this album for $2 when Wherehouse was closing down, not only the cheapest CD I ever bought but also the shittiest because EVERY SONG SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME RETARDED MUFFLED BULLSHIT. I don't even know why each track has a different name, they should all be called "boring fast drums and growls". Funny how the name of this album is called, "To Serve Man"....they forgot the other part of the title, "....retard shit." That should be the title of this album, "To Serve Man retard shit". Fuck this new brutal death/grind shit that lameass kids think is "underground" therefore making them "underground". The word "underground" makes me cringe these days with so many idiots running around using it everywhere they go, yuck! That's it, to piss off Cattle Decrapitation I'm gonna go eat a hamburger with Beef Jerky instead of lettuce. And then I'll go make a meatball burrito using roast beef instead of tortillas.0/10